i told my co-workers about this blog.

they laughed. and laughed. and laughed some more. that’s fine. when i make millions of dollars re-posting failblog videos, they’ll see me for the genius i am… umm. yeah.

they insist it’s all in good fun… well, they didn’t, really, but that’s my assumption.

anyways, dear reader, i’m standing up to the bigotry by continuing to post. they shall not stop me using mockery!

i’m doing this because i have things to say.

for example: today, i had breakfast for lunch! i mean, c’mon! who has breakfast for lunch??? …okay, i went to a breakfast place with my co-workers at lunch… many of whom subsequently mocked me. but that’s not the point!

breakfast for lunch! …wacky!

-R

yeah yeah, i know.

i’m sure there are a hundred thousand nerds who’ve used that very title to start their own blogs. for those of you who don’t know, it’s a convention among programmers. it’s a tradition that a new application (in a new programming language, usually) should introduce itself by saying ‘hello world’, and nothing else.

in this case, it’s a blog, but you get my drift. my blog is saying hello to the world. it’s saluting the planet. in fact i’m saluting the planet by proxy.

thank you blog! without you, i wouldn’t be able to say hello to the planet!

ok, that’s enough horseshit. :)

let’s see where this thing goes.

-R